Yours truly.
Me and Tyler. We have the same tutor. Yes that is a glass of champagne in my hand. Oh another good reason this night was good. So at champagne and chocolates, which followed formal formal, a guy came up to me and I introduced myself and he said, "OMG I heard you were shot!!!!" So I said, "YEAH!" And successfully convinced about 10 people that I had been shot. And they believed me because I'm from Baltimore, and they've seen The Wire. And I made a pretty convincing story. All details included, except no details between the time when I noticed I had been shot and woke up in the hospital. Because I had fainted, obviously. Americans and Brits included. Everyone is scared of Baltimore.
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